I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? - Bette Midler
I say 'girl' because I love to annoy people. I love the word 'girl'. 'Gal' is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache. - Bette Midler
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential. - Bette Midler
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. - Bette Midler
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler